i want my own place where i can watch tv and listen to music and decorate with flowers and ferns and i want a cool job where i can act like a doofus and i wanna go out drinking and i wanna talk to strangers and have fun but i’m stuck at home doing chores what the hell this sux

i’m sad and annoyed everyone tell me how great and cute i am ok?

A message from Anonymous
You're adorable and I like 1000's of miles away so the probability of having the honour of taking you out to dinner is 1:30000000 but all that same, you should know I love everything about you. Have a wonderful day beautiful girl c:

wow i did not pay this person to say this

pastabot:

natalie literally farted as i reblogged that